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muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
by egnaro May 23, 2005
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marching band

the most underappreciated team in any school.

a group of students who practice as many hours or more as any other team. A team expected to have every movement, head to toe, in precision while playing an instrument to a complex score by memory and moving across the entire football field forming perfect imagery all while wearing the most ungodly uncomfortable uniforms. and other than a claims by other members receive no recognition other the negative stereotyping
I've put more time and effort into perfecting my music, choreography, and technique then all of my classes combined yet no one even acknowledged our marching band won the state championship
by Dirty_Girl October 18, 2014
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Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.
In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.
by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010
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marching band

Where awesome pplz get together to play with musical instruments... and during band camp each other
Trumpet one: Hey after I blow on this trumpet for a marching band competition, let's go find some girls to blow on us!!

Trumpet two: DUDE!!!
by j<c April 12, 2007
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Marching Band

the greatest thing ever invented on this earth. its godly. its a sport. love it. you can't hate it.
Hey. Watcha doing tonite.
Marching Band.
Again
DUH!
Its occupying your time
UR WEIRD!!!!
by drumlinegirll February 24, 2010
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murph, murphed, murphing

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive
We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.
by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003
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A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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