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Munting

Munting: when two guys approach a woman with a bunt, where both holes have been banged out and resemble one big hole, full of munt aka a collection of all bodily fluids including vomit, semen, feces, urine, period remnants, vaginal discharge, etc. The first guy places his mouth on the bunt while the other elbow drops the woman's stomach thus expelling the munt into the mouth of the first gentleman. You're welcome.

2-short for "Munt Hunting"
"For Brad's birthday I wanted to do something special, so I took him to Stank Sally's house for some good old fashioned Munting"
by Squeezy McQueef May 23, 2017
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Munt Off

Munt off is to wank off or to wank on someone else
I can’t stop munting off to porn

I like to munt off on my girlfriend’s big tits
by Muckyfingers82 May 28, 2022
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Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general
Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.
by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012
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Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.
Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.
by RØcky November 18, 2011
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munt

a person who constantly acts in a retarded fashion.
haha that guy is a fuckin munt
by jesus loves my dog December 28, 2005
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Munt-smack

Munt-smack, verb. To smack an ugly person in the cunt.

Munt; the contracted form of munter, an ugly person.

Munt smacking is often, although not exclusively, done while the ugly person in question is asleep/passed out. Extra credit is given when munt smacking is performed with the ugly person conscious
I was at Jack's party last night, and that bitch Claire was there, passed out on the sofa after drinking a whole bottle of vodka. I've been waiting for an oppertunity to munt-smack that bitch for years, so i did, as hard as i could on her cunt. She was not impressed

I munt-smacked that bitch good and hard....
by Phaedrus1024 July 14, 2009
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Munt Head

An oddly-shaped head.
When the Addams Family appeared in the Scooby Doo cartoons, they were all drawn with munt heads!
by Fiosh April 2, 2008
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