coke mule

on who hides cocaine up their rectum for smuggling it into another country or other area with tight security (jail, etc).

The coke mule made it across the border untouched, but had a hard time retrieving the swag.

by goethe July 8, 2006

loping the mule

Jacking off. Chocking the chicken. spanking the monkey. pumping your pud. Chaseing the weasel. beating your meat.

Last night I woke up and she was lopeing my mule. It spit at her and she spit back.

by David October 27, 2003

Steel Mule

The act of having a cock that feels like steel and will work as hard as a mule

boy that thang just like a like a like a steel mule boy

by Rasheed Reynolds November 29, 2009

drug mule

A person who carries drugs by consuming them.

This is done usually with a balloon, condom, latex glove, etc. tablets of coke and heroin and then put into the balloon.

This is very dangerous for the carrier because the balloon could pop inside the person, resulting in death.

There was a drug mule on the plane, ten grams of pure cocaine exploded in his stomach resulting in seizures and death.

by queefist October 6, 2008

beach mule

It's lineage can be traced to the Moscow Mule, it originated on the south shores of Long Island, a cocktail composed of overwhelmingly vodka, ginger beer, and rose's sweetened lime juice. Usually used to turn you into a raging lunatic before playing volleyball.

I just crushed a beach mule and now I'm going to spike the ball in their fucking face.

by Aceholes Live! July 30, 2017

racing his mule

masturbate

John's wife walked into the bathroom and caught him racing his mule

by amadding August 5, 2008

rep the mule

something you do when you're hyped up in a moment. a marketing trend from the hit instagram account @julethemule2.0.

"yo wait is that THE jule the mule over there?"
"yeah yeah i think so"
"bro now we have to rep the mule"

"yo migos is so hype"
"yuhhhh but you know what's even more hype?? repping the mule"

by hairbrushgirlk January 8, 2018