mooted

when someone sends you merch links that are SO good, but you don't have the funds to buy it, or you already have too much stuff.

matt sent me a link to some awesome splatoon merch and now i really want to buy it. i totally got mooted!

by mootedmoot March 17, 2023

moot rat

When james searches for moot.

"Hi im james the moot rat."
"Close ya moot ya dog"

by Moot rat February 11, 2024

fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter

Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024

Moot

To Piss

Mere upar mat moot.

by anonymous June 23, 2021

Moot

Donald Trump

President Moot will increase security on our souther border using snakes and alligators.

by xasxae55 October 2, 2019

hairy moot

When a woman has an overly hairy pubic area that is easily noticeable.

"That bikini doesn't work for her, you can see she has a hairy moot"

by MassMan1604 November 16, 2023

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014