Moot Yak

A hairy moot or vag, unkempt or not well maintained.

Geez, i picked up on that two week camping trip and went the growl on Shazza in the tent, she had the full Moot Yak going. Hard lesson!

by Gavatron001 October 23, 2022

Moot

The human embodiment of mucus. A ‘Moot’ is a rather unpleasant species of homosapien, Who only eats Doritos and peanuts ever so irritatingly quiet. A ‘Moot’ could also be considered a rather mercurial person who harbours an unethical amount of Upstream swimming Fish in a Tupperware container.

What’s he doing with all that salmon in his garden ?! He’s such a ‘MOOT’!

by Letmeseethemtitsfart November 2, 2020

moot

short of mutual, moot simply means someone that you've followed on social media that also follows you! usually, moot or mutual is used in a positive, almost friend-like manner.

A: One of my moots deactivated their account today
B: Oh no!! That's too bad.
A: Yeah - we were good moots, too...

by deadimino June 27, 2025

Moot

Aussie slang. Referring to a females genitalia.

Show us ya moot!

Did she show you her moot?
Pronounced like the word put, not shoot.

by Mymoot January 7, 2023

moot rat

When james searches for moot.

"Hi im james the moot rat."
"Close ya moot ya dog"

by Moot rat February 11, 2024

Moot

To Piss

Mere upar mat moot.

by anonymous June 23, 2021

fuck a moot day

The day where you fuck your mutual on twitter

Dan: damn it’s fuck a moot day
michelle: get your dick out, we gotta fuck

by Anonymous user 299 July 20, 2024