Dividing a football field into one foot by one foot squares throughout the entire field. Then selling raffle tickets to each of the thousands of squares. Next, renting a cow (moo) and having everyone feed the cow until it poo's. If the cow poo's in your square you win.
Or
My sister
Or
My sister
Do you want to buy a moo poo raffle ticket?
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
No, I don't want to spend my Saturday watching a cow shit on the ground.
by djcrimp December 25, 2008

by PixelGoat February 11, 2020

by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 22, 2006

by Brett Gauci July 2, 2007

by bonozolozo August 22, 2006

A distinct subspecies of cow. Noticeably different from the non-moo-cows as the moo-cow actually moo's.
Bob: Hey, look at the cows; they're mooing.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
Wilbur: Those aren't cows, those are moo-cows.
Bob: What's the difference?
Wilbur: Cows don't moo... Moo-cows moo.
by General Cluck-Cluck June 8, 2003
