A man; usually has a very kind sweet heart but very muscular appearance. His last name means a particular bug in Russian. He will always treat his girl right and makes her feel perfect. Also a life saver, the person with the best advice. He is very into spiritual stuff, it makes him so unbelievably awesome, he may not be human. His amazing talent and skill makes ovaries explode. These Mitchells are very rare to find. In fact, there is only one in this world. He is very interested in the military and is willing to join the marines. A very risky but brave choice. There is a girl he once saved, from her own destruction. He has the best heart in the world and the bravery of a soldier. You would be beyond lucky to find this person. He is also the sexiest being to walk on the surface on the Earth.
Girl: Hey mom. OMFG I FOUND A MITCHELL ZHUK. OMFG.
Mom: Hun! OMFG. LET ME FANGIRL WITH YOU.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: OMG.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: So describe this amazing Mitchell to me :3
Mom: Hun! OMFG. LET ME FANGIRL WITH YOU.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: OMG.
Girl: OMG.
Mom: So describe this amazing Mitchell to me :3
by xSpiritzx April 28, 2013
Mitchell College is a great place if your looking to have a decent time, but is definitively no big party school. Get to know the right people and move off campus so you can learn to have your own fun or you might have thoughts of wanting to leave and never come back or offing yourself. This school has its moments but you will never see them if your one of the kids that just sits in his room and complains about having nothing to do because he doesn't try to do anything. Your attitude determines if you will like it here or not.
Jim: Dude there's nothing to do at Mitchell College tonight...
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
Chris: Have you tried hitting anyone up to see whats going on?
Jim: Yeah theres a couple parties, but theyre probably gay so whatever
Chris: Well ill go check out the parties. You can chill here again
by Chronic snow white May 11, 2012
A pervert that went to blessed sacrament dc school, he looks under girls skirst and watches porn. Very naughty Mr Mitchell
by classicgrass May 29, 2018
to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)
Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.
by dmozealous January 7, 2011
by BobDylanROCKS October 8, 2006
by Kendricksrune March 15, 2020
the result of George J. Mitchell's 21-month investigation into the use of anabolic steroids and human growth hormone in Major League Baseball (MLB). The 409-page report, released on December 13, 2007, covers the history of the use of illegal performance enhancing substances by players and the effectiveness of the MLB drug testing program. Mitchell provides his recommendations regarding the handling of past illegal drug use and future prevention practices. The report names 89 Major League Baseball players who are alleged to have used steroids or drugs.
roger clemens,barry bonds,miguel tejada, gary sheffield, and andy pettite are some of the major names found in the mitchell report
by lukas gestrine December 14, 2007