Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 5, 2017
Get the sesh minion mug.Evil yellow demons from the pits of hell. They have taken over he world. They are everywhere, from toy stores to video game arcades to my trash can. They have ruined the powerful meaning of the word ‘minion’. There also weird minion fetishes on Deviantart and cringeworthy Minion memes by middle-aged suburban soccer moms on Facebook. Minions may never be wiped off the face of this planet.
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5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.
5 year old kid: Mummy, I want to be a minion for Halloween!
40 year old suburban soccer mom: LOL this is so you, Karen!
Me: Good lord.
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Get the Minion Tampons mug.The state of mind of a henchmen/goon/minion etc where no matter what will believe they can win the fight. Leagues of comrades have fallen but no, they individually think they built different.
Batman's taken down every single person in the building but Phil. However Phil doesn't surrender he's got that minion mentality
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Person 2: Oh really? Who did the minions served as "leader" during the fateful events of WW2?
Person 2: Oh really? Who did the minions served as "leader" during the fateful events of WW2?
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