Minimum Wage

The least amount an employer can pay someone for there work

Staci : Thanks for taking me to Red Lobster Mark!
Mark : No problem anything for a beautiful girl like you!
Staci : Awe your so sweet so how are your Planet Fitness gym's doing!
Mark : Uh they are doing great yeah too bad my ex wife got one in the divorce but at least I still got two more!
Staci : Wow I bet your loaded with cash!
Mark : Uh yeah im so rich I don't even have to work just manage my gym's!
Kiersten : Wow Mark what the hell are you doing here are you sure you can afford this place?
Staci : Of coarse he can he's rich!
Kiersten : Well last time I checked he was broke and working at my Big Lot's store for Minimum Wage!
Staci : BROKE You work at Big Lot's for Minimum Wage?
Mark : Well three bitches trapped me into getting them pregnant and ruined my life!
Staci : So what was I going to get when you got me pregnant you Minimum Wage loser!
Kiersten : Probably his bicycle LOL! Oh Mark I hope you don't try to skip the check cause I know where you work!
Mark : Soo wanna go back to my apartment and help me use this condom!
Staci : Uhh HELL NO why don't you get another job cause your Minimum Wage won't cover the food you ordered here GOODBYE!
Mark : MOTHER FUCK I hate Minimum Wage!
Steve : Hey Mark I still like you I make Minimum Wage too! (wink)
Mark : FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK!

by SlopNChop November 5, 2018

minimum wage

$5.15 per hour: what Michael Reppert/ mexicans earn in a hard day's work

You're earning minimum wage at the golf course? That's nothin... that's how much I paid your mom last night.

by Drew November 13, 2003

minimalist

n. one who puts forth as little effort as possible

"I'm a minimalist, make your own example."

by Stupid Underwear November 21, 2009

minimushka

from the russian word meaning: to be mini; to be mushka;
also knowm=n as; cheeky little monkey.

'look at minimushka, she is such a little monkey, she needs togongobednow!

by j August 6, 2004

minipigs

A sexually transmitted disease discovered in Hawaii in june 2010. It festers in the pubic area causing scratching and irritation. Highly contagious, minipigs can spread simply by using the same towel. Like the origin of AIDS/HIV minipigs is common among people of Egyptian decent. With no cure in sight, minipigs will be running rampant throughout the hawaiian tropic region for centuries to come

After a long night on the town, the young innocent virgin contracted minipigs after a sexual incounter with what she though was a charming young man.

by minipig positive August 4, 2010

Minimalistic

Minamal and realistic.

The price I have quoted for a new air conditioner is minimalistic. It is minamal and realistic.

by joemamma2 July 20, 2015

minimod

a minimod is a regular forumer who doesnt have moderator permission (aka staff, mod, admin, etc...). They mostly warn you when you don't follow server's ideology (i.e family friendly, chilling,...) or rules. Next attempt when you're repeat and they saw you did they will tries to using regular report tool to make you punished (mostly their report wont accepted by real moderator/staff).
If you share same with their ideology(i.e speech, opinions,....) then nothing to complain here but if u changed afterwards they may turn up against you
Mostly they will argue with others about other's opinions or speech, and trying to suppress them. Eventually they will overreact and mostly got punished by real moderators

Don't speak to them unless you have same ideology with them as they can create lots of dramas if you have something not right for them. Avoid while you can, you may consider using ignore/block method.

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by skeletonwither September 10, 2022