Mini-roast

A spontaneous insult session directed at one person or group, usually lasting less than 2 minutes.

(Bob runs upstairs to grab a soda)
Person A-"Dude, Bob is such a douche!"
Person B-"oh dude I know! He is like a walking advertisement for Abercrombie and Fitch"
Person C-"He's such a baby too!"
(Bob starts to come down the stairs with soda)
Person A-"Ahhh that was a good MINI-ROAST"

by Mini-Roaster October 12, 2009

Mini Titties

Small breasts.

This chick I slammed last night had such a phat ass but she also had some mini titties.

by akendall September 13, 2009

Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009

mini murse

Larger than a wallet, but smaller than a traditional murse. Can be used strategically to ones advantage so that he/she doesn't get weighed down by too much cash or plastic.

Did you see Manuel and his new mini murse? He uses it so that he doesn't carry any cash or credit cards, in hopes that others will pay for his cocktails!

by BTedstrom November 9, 2006

mini bean

a small mexican child

Look, theres a family of beaners and mini beans.

by wellhellyeah August 7, 2009

mini mark

A person who is really short and brags about a lot of the things he likes about him self. Talks about how good he is at pulling bitch's and always is caught lacking , could be a possible simp.

Mini Mark stop Simping

by iiShxdy September 17, 2020

mini riggy

Basically riggy but younger and smaller and poorer

Chub: Leon and tea are mini riggys

Obi: this is getting out of hand. Now, there are two of them

by tryingtostayhidden101 December 25, 2020