Minecraft

The best game that will ever exist. It is a game for alphas, unlike the beta abomination known as fortnite.

Guy 1: “Hey bro wanna do some Minecraft?”
Guy 2: “Sure bro”

by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Minecraft

Minecraft is a really good excuse for someone to get out of your room.

Me: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT

by Who's Candace? May 10, 2021

Minecraft

A game commonly played by young children, adults, elders, pedophiles, and teenagers. It is based of an old game called NigNogMiner which was created by Jibbardi Allah Ackbarssain in 1988.

"my son played minecraft with a pedophile last night" "later they played MINEPORN"

by Tarun1sC00l June 6, 2018

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

Really popular game that's all Cubez

Hey dude you want to go play Minecraft?

by Cat Kid aka Kid_Cat64 March 16, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever!!!! Only problem is if you play than your an outcast but that’s ok because you have Minecraft.

You : I play Minecraft
Friend: what a looser
You: it’s ok cause I can play with my Minecraft girlfrind

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart December 11, 2019

Minecraft

A game where u build shit

Ima play sum minecraft

by Boss87690 May 31, 2019