Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Nicholas Andrew Meyer

A short piece of shit with a small as penis and a tight asshole

Nicholas Andrew Meyer is a tight asshole small dick having ass bitch

by SSOB_Matrix November 8, 2019

matt meyers

Ripped,strong,athletic,sexy,hot,has great hair,chick magnet

Girl1:Brooke are you dating Matt Meyers

Girl2: yes
Girl1:you are so lucky

by Fbdyjxtj November 29, 2016

meyer

most of the time, a blonde girl with sparkling blue eyes, a lovable person with a haunting past. she/he love their friends/family to infinity and beyond. they will sit with you when you’re sad, just so that in top of what you’re upset about, you don’t feel alone. they can make you laugh till you cry, but they have fully mastered the death glare by the time they’re 6 y’o. they can and will be one of your best friends till the end, always having your back, and willing to talk about the scary things in life, strong willed and stubborn. graceful, and beautiful, inside and out! they will love you to the end of the line.

i’m so lucky to have a meyer by my side!

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

The big meyer

its the defenition of a person who thinks he is huge and have big muscles, but he is just fat and weak. its about drive its about power

Omg he is such a the big meyer, he is so weak and is very fat.

by Tisemajn December 14, 2021