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Fred Meyers

Man 1: YO brah do you wanna go to Fred Meyers violently??
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!
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The Oscar Meyer

When a man places his dick in a bun and puts mustard and ketchup on it and let’s a women eat the bun and sometimes the penis too
Person 1 : ay you tryna give me The Oscar Meyer
Person 2 : only if I can eat the meat with the bun
by C.Collin27 April 27, 2023
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Meyer dick

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well
Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire
by Longdong24 May 6, 2015
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Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!
Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!
by Bendy D January 12, 2023
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Dirty Meyer

A dirty meyer is when a guy butt fucks a male horse and a woman is sucking off the horse. Then the horse kicks the female participant in the ribs.
Woman: Ow! Man my ribs hurt so bad

Guy: Why’s that?

Woman: Me and Jeff had a Dirty Meyer last night
by gibbytime77 May 12, 2022
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jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer
He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper
by Dodi fied November 18, 2020
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Finnley Meyer

Finnley Meyer is the cutest boy ever I’m so lucky to have him<3
by Finnleys girl<3 August 2, 2022
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