Fred Meyers

Going to go smoke weed.

Man 1: YO brah do you wanna go to Fred Meyers violently??
Man 2: YES! I love going to Fred Meyers on a Tuesday!

by martinaisobsessedwithfurryporn March 10, 2022

Zia Meyer

Zia Meyer is smart a cancer and tall for no reason

She is Zia meyer

by Gineok April 13, 2022

meyer

most of the time, a blonde girl with sparkling blue eyes, a lovable person with a haunting past. she/he love their friends/family to infinity and beyond. they will sit with you when you’re sad, just so that in top of what you’re upset about, you don’t feel alone. they can make you laugh till you cry, but they have fully mastered the death glare by the time they’re 6 y’o. they can and will be one of your best friends till the end, always having your back, and willing to talk about the scary things in life, strong willed and stubborn. graceful, and beautiful, inside and out! they will love you to the end of the line.

i’m so lucky to have a meyer by my side!

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Meyer syndrome

The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better

I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome

by Crackly March 22, 2021

Dirty Santa Meyers

A difficult and disturbing sexual act performed on the night of a first date. This is a variation of the Original Dirty Meyers, with the addition of your side hustle being Santa clause. This maneuver requires several conditions to be present in order to pull it off legitimately. First condition, you must not know this girl for more than 24 hours. Second, she must have given birth to at least one child... the more children, the more dirty the myers. Thirdly, you must be willing to bypass the puss and dive straight into an intense asshole munching session. If you so much as know where this girl has been, know that she has no kids or even dabble in the puss while performing oral... you have failed in dirty myering her. It takes a rare breed to drive right into an asshole you know nothing about on the first date, and especially with your mouth wide open. Get it son!!!

Santa took that girl home and did the and pulled off the Dirty Santa Meyers!

by Bendy D January 12, 2023

Micah Meyer

A man who knows that Noah is the best

Dude 1: "Is that Micah Meyer?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's quiet but cool. He is not as cool as Noah though."

by theno45 July 28, 2023

Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer

A teacher / molester who brings sorrow and pain to others around and likes children and favors women

ugh this Lester Jonathan Tickle Tip Meyer is so annoying

by anonymous April 3, 2024