When a male finally realizes that a woman is extremely attractive and magical in many ways. She has blonde hair, soft skin, and demands sexual attention. She swims in and out of your life over time if her fish type sonar radar feels something off.
Jimmy: I'm seeing Krista again. She's more amazing then I remember.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
John: She threw you off ?
Jimmy: Yes, total mermaid surprise.
by Jimyee97 July 29, 2017
Lubricating a women's inner thighs and having sex with them as the woman holds her legs together (like a mermaid)
She was on her period, it wasn't my birthday so anal was out of the question, and her breasts were not large enough to effectively titty f*ck, so I helped myself to a slippery mermaid.
by Mack attack March 08, 2014
A sex act requiring putting your partner face down in a sink filling with water. The object is to see if you orgasm before they come up for air or pass out.
We made a complete mess in the bathroom doing The Dirty Mermaid , but my wife love the challenge of holding her breath.
by Mister first class March 11, 2018
by driver_im8 June 14, 2009
a sexual act in which two males and one female go scuba diving. While underwater each male releases into a chosen ear of the female. At this point the female descends to a lower depth in the water and releases the pressure from her ears. This creates cloudy water; therefore giving the appearance of an angry mermaid. This is a difficult maneuver to achieve; however if it is executed properly maximum pleasure can be attained.
by Dr. Slopinstein July 10, 2006
When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
by Jonathan Marquise June 17, 2003
by Tod Spengo July 24, 2008