mermaid

girl who only gives head and not sex

That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me

by nick fagle December 3, 2009

meriah

a person of pure awesome.

hey, do you know meriah?

yah that girl is pure awesome.

where is she now?
idk hear shes out spreading awesome in the world.

by pengwinlurver February 3, 2010

merrimack

merrimack new hampshire. one of the least diverse places you will ever go. many conservative racist parents and students. and the highschool, which is exactly 95% white and less than 1% black, looks like a low-budget prison. Also, the white kids do tend to wear G-unit, Ecko, phatpharm, fubu and large chains, despite the fact that they live in the hick new hampshire suburbs

My friends from boston went up to merrimack for a day. They found it hilarious!

by himynameisjohnny September 17, 2005

Fijian Mermaid

The act of using a tazer while in bed so that your partner flops around like a fish out of water, sort of like an electrically assisted donkey punch.

Dude, I was nailing Kim the other night and she wanted to try something different, so I pulled out the tazer and shocked her for a few seconds. She flopped around like a Fijian mermaid.

by Cochise79 July 16, 2006

Merican Fark

The way American Fork is pronounced with a Utah accent. Other words include;
Melk: Milk
Pellow: Pillow
and
Moun'n: Mountain

Guy 1:Hey man where you from?
Guy 2: Merican Fark, Utah.
Guy 1: Oh sweetness!

by Avatard64 March 27, 2009

space mermaid

Mythological creatures typically seen after consuming mass amounts of delicious natty ice, also resulting in not laying the pipe one was very confident in at the begining of the night.

"Dude!" "spacemerms" "Holy shit bro, did you see that fucking space mermaid"?

by chillyfuckingwilly February 17, 2014

merica

George W. Bush's foreign policy

Who cares if there ARE no gawddamm dubbahMdee's? That's in Iraqistan, we live in 'merica, the land of the free and the home of the whopper baby!!! So if Saddam Hoosaine don't like it, then he can kiss my 'merican ass!

by Obongamunchies4all October 27, 2011