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Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.
Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?
by Big wood boat May 8, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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mercedes

She acts cold and mean but she just doesnt know how to show anything. She loves Aman and literally cant live without him
mercedes is amans 🗺️ Not yours
by TotallyNotAman December 20, 2022
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Mercedes

1. Mercedes-Benz
2. A female name
3. A city in Argentina
1. Mercedes-Benz AMG GT is a Mercedes car
2. My mother's name is Mercedes
3. I live in Mercedes
by the random. November 28, 2021
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Mercedes

Name: ikechukwu Mercedes
by Mark Mercedes January 29, 2020
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allan mercedes

allan mercedes is a very cocky, good looking, tall and bipolar boy who goes around to anyone and everyone. what was that future? oh yeah and he belongs to the streets ! if you meet an allan RUN only good allans are spelled allen. i warned you also never date someone with two first names UNtrustable!!!!!!
by for the STREETS September 10, 2020
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Mercedes

Incel: Have you seen Mercedes on that pole?
Normal person: What the hell?
by PP TURD November 21, 2022
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