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Raccoon Meal

Noun. An unabashed late-night meal, usually followed by extreme pleasure, then by regret and diarrhea. Image the shame on a raccoon’s face when you shine a light at it while ravaging through garbage. Then picture yourself eating Del Taco at 3am in bed, alone.
Miranda: After the bar we went back to his place. What’d you do?

Lisa: I drove to Del Taco and ordered four chicken soft tacos, two bean and cheese burritos, queso loaded nachos, and a Crunchtada.

Miranda: Wow looks like someone had raccoon meal!
by Bob Hsiao September 10, 2022
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Brock meal

When you have a bunch of leftover food scraps insufficient for a real recipe, but somehow make something delicious in spite of it. Refers to Brock’s, from the Pokémon anime, ability to manufacture amazing food from whatever meager inventory Ash and the gang had on their trips through the show.
“All I have left in the fridge is some broccoli and sriracha… and a can of chickpeas and a bag of rice in the pantry
“Don’t worry homie. If you give me some spices I can whip up a Brock meal in a jiffy”
by SludgyFuzzlick September 27, 2023
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meal skrims

a term used to describe an amount of leftover food left on ones plate, usually a women, who wants to look skinny by not eating everything on her plate.
Carol left some meal skrims on her plate on thanksgiving so others will ask why shes done and carol will answer with an "i'm full" when shes really not.
by frodolax6 November 24, 2011
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Grande Meal

To describe an act, place, or thing that is absalutely awsome.
"Dude thats a fuckin grande meal"
by peanutsdaddy July 24, 2009
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meals brows

When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows
Hey man my life is a mess

As bad as meals brows??

Hell no bro
by Lolo2486 August 13, 2018
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Gas meal

When you're eating out a girl and she farts in your mouth
Man I was going downtown and got a gas meal.... it was nasty!!!
by Crazychris April 14, 2014
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Macho Meal

Food that you eat just for the sake of saying you ate it.
Guy 1: I'm gonna get some double downs, you want any?
Guy 2: You know it's just a macho meal, you only need one.
by zao_89 April 19, 2010
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