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meth muppet

A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014
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Resting Muppet Face

1) Person who's natural look resembles a Jim Henson Muppet.
"He had huge eyes and mop hair, total Resting Muppet Face."
"It could be worse, you could have RMF."
by freelancerfive March 28, 2015
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Chaos muppet

(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
by Darkmark07 May 19, 2019
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switch muppet

A person who can alternate between chaos muppet and order muppet personalities.
#1. She just a chaos muppet.
#2. She's an engineer so she's more of a switch muppet.
by VoightKampffChamp December 1, 2021
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honkey muppet

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.
by Thebundys April 19, 2023
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Moist little muppet

“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”
by Armed Basterd May 30, 2020
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Pull off an Mbappe

an extraordinary and welcome event that lacks favorable odds but is some how accomplished due to talent that surpasses natural understanding and is therefore attributed to divine intervention.
Despite Aisha being a ten out of ten, Kevin somehow, managed to pull off an Mbappe and get her number.
by 🔱alé December 26, 2022
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