maximum douche capacity

1. When a person has reached their full potential of douchebaggery.

2. When a particular room or region has been filled to it's maximum amount of douche bags.

1. "Man did you see the way Kevin treated that chick? I'm pretty sure he's reached maximum douche capacity"

2. "Dude this party is full of douche bags. I'm pretty sure we've reached maximum douche capacity. One more and it's possible the room will explode"

by Pat Owen February 28, 2009

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maximum milf

a super hot mom (usually over 40) with curly hair that you just wanna lose your dick in then play "george in your jungle" with.

"holy shit dylan's mom is such a maximum milf!"

"i know i just want her old arthritic hands to massage my balls all day"

by MrHat01 February 8, 2009

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Cuntus Maximus

A word commonly used by the Ancient Romans to simply inform someone that they are a cunt

Roman 1: I shall defeat you when we fight in the arena!
Roman 2: oh fuck off you Cuntus Maximus

by CuntusMaximus April 1, 2016

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Gluteus Maximus

booty (-muscles)

"When my ocular organs located a gluteus maximus of remarkable magnitude, my genitalia became erect."

(Meaning "When I saw a big booty I got a boner.")

by Big Bap a.k.a. Tiny Tom May 16, 2018

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