mangitude

its when two men stick it in each others ass's at the same time

brad and keagan had mangitude

by master of the baters June 19, 2010

Manlet

Joe Rogan

Example #1: Joe Rogan is the most famous real life manlet in the world coming in at a whopping 5 feet 7 inches! The most famous fictional manlet is George Constanza from Seinfeld.

Example #2: Two contestants on Fear Factor said in Stuff Magazine, "You know, I always thought that Joe looked great on TV. When I saw him in person, the only thing I could say was that he was a lot shorter than I had imagined.... He is so short. I'm 5'10" and I towered over him".

by Alt-Right Dudes Are Closet Que September 29, 2020

A Fine Specimen of Manliness

A man who just oozes manliness, forcing all the women (and sometimes men) to take notice.

Gabbi: Wow, is that Collin?
Reagan: Collin, a fine specimen of manliness
Caleb: Wow...

by dicktrickles November 18, 2010

manbitch

A guy who chases after another dude's girl

Frank: Hey Allen, stop trying to talk to my girl

Allen: I don't know what you're talking about

Frank: You're a manbitch

by johnnypookie May 27, 2009

Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.

Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.

by Daviscour July 30, 2018

The Manliest Man Ever

Clint Eastwood

Cody: You like Clint Eastwood?

Mason: HELL YEAH!!! HE'S THE MANLIEST MAN EVER!!!

by The One And Only Pussymonster October 7, 2009

Manitoba Snowblower

A depraved sex act that is not clearly understood outside of the province of Manitoba. What is known is it involves a case of Labatt Blue, a short stool, and some sort of animal pelt (usually deer, but bear is also common). Despite its popularity, it remains one of the leading causes of death in rural Canada.

"You found some Manitoba Snowblower porn? Bill, you sick puppy. This is gonna be interesting."

by Canadaphiler March 26, 2010