Malcolm

A male person who wants to get gang banged by BBC. These type of people often wear sluty female cloths. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THESE PEOPLE. (Unless you are a horny black guy)

Person 1: I just got banged by 5 black dudes

Person 2: Omg you are such a malcolm

by Soggy biscuit enjoyer January 30, 2024

Malcolm

To "ask to join" someone into an online meeting

"Jack hasn't joined the meeting yet. I will just Malcolm him in"

by anonymous852 November 23, 2023

Malcolm

As you see this word is about a friend but the friend is really dry…probably drier then the desert or

something…..BUT anyways yeah my friend Malcolm is very racist but good friend-ish he does hang out with us at recess and lunch (sometimes) he’s an assho- ahem he’s a good guy and annoying person

and sometimes sus…and racist….but we’re not on that side of him ahem no no not that side we’re on the good side! But er yeah…there we go IVE known him for almost 3-4 years now I hope he reads this cuz he’ll remember me pfft right?..probably not cuz by the time he dies and turns into ashes I’ll still be alive 💥💥😎😎😎

“Oh hey it’s Malcolm”

by Noodles ramen December 12, 2023

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

Malcolm

He has a Huge fkn Dick and is hella good in tha bed all girls wanna fuck this gut he has a big mother fucking

Malcolm has such a big Dick

I konw and he has such skills in bed he Made cum so fucking hard thee Times

by MalleBigBalle January 6, 2019

Malcolm bishop

A big specy bald cunt who walks through town talking to himself and is most definitely gay

Oh shit look at that twat oh wait.... na it's just Malcolm bishop

by Bigdongwingwong February 8, 2019

Malcolm Castronova

A pre-industrial agricultural laborer or farmer of low social status who owns or rents a small piece of land for cultivation. This relates to the King Twylous Medieval Era.

Man, stop being such a Malcolm Castronova.

by mywifetookthekids123 October 5, 2018