Musty Jacobs Disease

Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!

I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!

Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.

Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.

She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.

Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 07, 2020
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musty and crusty

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty
by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 29, 2021
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Musty Demeanour

When something has such a musty scent/feel, that it mentally affects your feelings and well-being and can lead to a variety of issues within oneself.
Rio: Yo G, what is that shoddy stench?
Charlie: What you saying? Has a wiff of the smell Yo that shit isn't shoddy, it's musty and is messing with mans head
Rio: For fuck sake, I'm gonna' have to tell my missus that I've got a musty demeanour
by OhWinBradleyGill October 31, 2019
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Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake
Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.
by RealOG6ix9ine October 19, 2020
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mary-must-make-musty-mutant

the phenomenon that happens when your soul suddenly gets sacrificed to the alien gods and they impregnate you with spooky words of wisdom in your brain telling you that you now must be like jesus' baby momma a give birth to a fucking funky freaky looking alien jesus.
Jeff: Yo what happened to my lil boo thang? She hasn't been hitting my line.
Joe: Oh yeah, ya shawty mary-must-make-musty-mutant isnt gonna be outside for a while my guy.
by gonnaturnmydadintoabong January 23, 2025
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Musty briefcase

Having sex with a girl and realizing she has mold growing on her vagina.
I was doing this girl this morning and I looked down and seen she had a musty briefcase.
by Happy fun at work July 20, 2015
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Musty Backpack

A copious vagina which is moist and musty from a hard day pounding the streets.
Awh that lass from the pub had a right musty backpack!
by Krinthor April 12, 2019
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