Minecraft

The product of defecating in a toilet while simultaneously eating a meal.

Dude; are you Minecraft right now?

Yes I had to shit really bad but I was also hungry

by Bush February 14, 2023

Minecraft

A game where 5 year old pewdiepie viewers and harass people for playing a gam either than Minecraft

Minecraft good, Fortnite bad

by absolutelynoone September 1, 2020

Minecraft

It is nostalgia.

It is relaxing.
It is easy and complex.
It is fun.
Music is soft and comfortable, especially the C418's
I have built many buildings and towns,
enjoying it with villagers and chickens.
I played survival with my friends, gather resources,

built our homeland,

traveled many places,

beaten the dragon and wither together, has become friends with dogs and cats.
I play it when I am bored,

when I am happy,
when I am sad,
days and days.
And so much more...
Sadly everything is a "was"
I miss Minecraft 1.12.2 during 2017

That is Minecraft, my favorite game forever

by PolyMoster April 30, 2022

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever. Bash out to it. Although it is a game for “kids” there are ways to make it not PG😎😘. Overall the best game. So smexi. Steve is fit

Are you a diamond pickaxe cause you make me harder than obsidian, -Steve from minecraft

by Smexisausages May 28, 2019

Minecraft

The best game you'll ever play og creator of battle royale games minecraft hunger games

Person 1:damn fortnite sucks let's play the og minecraft hunger games

Person 2:bro the og I think I just creamed my chaps

by Penis yum April 30, 2019