Mikas

A Mikas is a huge muscular sexy guy. Mikas is sexy enough to take all the girls at once, and even play football on the side.

A Mikas is a alpha male with a humongous shlong, some say the biggest in the world?
People with the name Mikas are not allowed in the shlong benchpress championship.

A Mikas also is very kind towards all girls, like a gentleman, and has a great sense of humour, which he doesn't hide from the girls.
All with the name Mikas feels like their own humor and jokes are bad.

Example 1.
Person 1: I bet Mikas could take any girl he wants.
Person 2: i wouldn't bet you on that!
Example 2.
Girl 1: Wow his name is Mikas? Now it makes sense why his shlong is so giant!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, it matches his personality.

by Luna Ray Lynn November 24, 2021

Mika

Fluent in english.

If you ever meet a mika remember to ask him about the word BUYEST.

by Crispy24 February 24, 2022

Mika

A very bossy person, a girl, brunette, blue eyed,load, obnoxious,happy

I love being a Mika

by Mlm2008 November 4, 2019

mika

someones son, who becomes a criminal, and plays roblox

thats my son mika!

by poonannylady October 27, 2022

MIKA

Someone who is a loves to sauce jock and fraud.

Stop being mika.

by Haterball99 August 14, 2023

Mika

a very funny person who is often dumb founded but a reliable friend.

Person A: "OMG! it's a MIKA!"
Person B: "Let's befriend them!"

by apersonsnameistaken December 26, 2022

Mika

Mika a beautiful flower and a English baby girl name in Japanese The name mika means hot beautiful flower the original meaning for the name mika is a gift from god

Oh god I wish I had a friend that was a mika

by Fairygifyeox74764 March 4, 2019