mega puke

When you puke so violently and massively, it can be classified as 'mega'

'Hey, did you just see Megan mega puke over there? Nasty!'

by meow meow mcmeowkalis August 22, 2009

mega b

a type of person who doesn't talk a lot except for saying howdy or something, just one or two really simple phrases. despite being quiet, they have a lot of attitude or strong opinions, making them kind of a bitch. this prominent sass yet lack of verbal communication is what makes them a mega b

"Have you seen the new girl? She seems kinda shy."
"Yeah but she's a mega b. Don't wanna get involved with her."

by netko September 6, 2018

Mega Homosex

How to call someone or something very gay while sounding really smart

Guy 1: “Yo did you listen to Kanye’s new album?”
Guy 2: “Yes my friend, I classify it as Mega Homosex.”

Guy 2: “Word.”

by goldeneagle360 June 13, 2018

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

mega thot

One who is a bigger thot than your average thot

After resisting all of the other thots John's final challenge was mega thot

by succ daddy1 November 10, 2017

Mega chopper

Someone who has a massive cock and ain’t afraid of swinging it about.

“You reckon *name* got a mega chopper?”

by Megachopper August 16, 2023

Mega Faggot

Someone who has obtained “The Big Gay, and cannot be treated

Boy 1: Hey dude, you wanna play Fortnite??????!!1
Boy 2: Oh no, you have the big gay. You’re now.....a mega faggot
Boy 1: *twists nipples*

by Fast_af_boi! April 1, 2019