Mercedes Benz

Ralsei from Deltarune.

hello
my name is
my name is ralsei
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
these are my friends
i'm a ba
i'm driving a mercedes benz
my name is mercedes benz
WHATS YOUR NAME KID?
uhhh mercedes benz

by nikomega May 10, 2025

Mercedes-moron

A swarthy type that owns a secondhand Mercedes sedan or hatch (in only two colours: black, or white-and-black), who thinks his sole gift to women (lord knows it's not his dick) is the piece of crap that he and and his brain-dead cohorts have made to deafeningly backfire through its shitbox exhaust, after the manufacturer spent millions to make it whisper-quiet.

No Clue 1:
"Hey, did you catch the popper do a drive-past? Pretty sick, eh!"

No Clue 2:
"Can't hear ya dude. That Mercedes-moron made me ears ring."

by Cool4Katz November 4, 2025

Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle

When you hear Armin Arlert's voice for the first time.

Keith Shadis-- Well, sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, you sound like a majestic f*cking eagle.

by fifalinathesoccerball December 25, 2014

Princess Mercedes

Well Princess Mercedes is a special type of girl not easily impressed been through a lot so she has experience. The girl that can make your day with a smile, a girl that will love you until the end of time. The same girl that will be there through thick and thin. The girl that is so beautiful and so precious also so faithful and loyal it’s jaw dropping. A girl that is there for you and will be there for you. That’s a princess Mercedes. And if you have yourself a Princess Mercedes then do everything in your power to make her happy because you will lose her to someone who can make her happy.

Yooo I just met this Girl she’s my Princess Mercedes she is so sexy.

by Yungtrillasap October 23, 2017

Zekey Mercedes

a pretty ass boy who drops more snippets then actual songs but is still fire

Girl : Hey did you hear Zekey Mercedes - Phantom ?

Friend: Yea he never drops anything but it was fire

by Ferarrisarefun September 10, 2020

white mercedes

A kind of ecstasy that will fuck you up. It gets its name from the mercedes emblem on the front side of the pill.

Those white mercedes kicked my ass.

by B-Loc November 24, 2006

Diesel mercedes

Vehicle that will go forever, many 500,000 miles with no major maintenence. The larger S-class sedan averages 28 mpg with a 5,500 pound chassis. The safest comercially produced cars available. They are also equiped to run on Bio-Diesel and can be converted to run on vegtable oil. Mercedes was the first automaker to put a diesel engine in a passenger car, and in 1974 was the first one to offer it in a turbo charged version. An early model diesel mercedes can be bought for under 2,000 usd and will last forever. You can also smash hondas with them. Racing teams in Finland have been known to produce over 400 wheel horse power with the 5 cylinder 3.0 litre turbo diesel mercedes. It also set the world record for fuel economy at Lemans in 1975, a record which has still not been broken. True story: I was driving my 1979 300SD down a windy road, and I hit some gravel and slid into a large pole. I was going about 70 mph when I hit the pole and the following damage was done to my mercedes: Broken Turnsignal, Cracked headlight casing, Scratched chrome on bumper, Broken Fog light. If you were to hit that pole in a honda going the same speed, you would have wound up with an engine (a small gay 1.6 litre engine) lodged in your rib cage.

Jim: "How did you break your turnsignal?"
Alex: "I hit a honda civic in my Diesel Mercedes."
Jim: "Is he going to buy you a new one?"
Alex: "No..he was Ejected right before his car exploded"

by brown mobile w116 December 8, 2006