A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.
Often referred to as a great column
Often referred to as a great column
"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "
"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."
"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"
by Massivehorse August 2, 2016
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by Pat2188 April 11, 2008
Get the massive erectionism mug.Whichever Bitch - Sends out their self!
Amazing Elisa - Sends out herself!
Whichever Bitch - Uses: Growl! But it has no effect on Amazing Elisa!
Amazing Elisa - Uses: Belly Flop! Whichever Bitch got their head slammed away from it!
Whichever Bitch - Became confused! They hurt their self to 0 PP in confusion and then fainted (but not before they gave all of their $$$$$ to Amazing Elisa!)!
Amazing Elisa - Gains infinity Massive PP! Amazing Elisa wins! Wait! Amazing Elisa is evolving and is trying to learn Supernatural Powers! Congratulations! Amazing Elisa involved into Amazing Elisa Pink Power Ranger and learns Supernatural Powers!
Crowd - Cheering: Go Go Power Ranger!
Amazing Elisa - Sends out herself!
Whichever Bitch - Uses: Growl! But it has no effect on Amazing Elisa!
Amazing Elisa - Uses: Belly Flop! Whichever Bitch got their head slammed away from it!
Whichever Bitch - Became confused! They hurt their self to 0 PP in confusion and then fainted (but not before they gave all of their $$$$$ to Amazing Elisa!)!
Amazing Elisa - Gains infinity Massive PP! Amazing Elisa wins! Wait! Amazing Elisa is evolving and is trying to learn Supernatural Powers! Congratulations! Amazing Elisa involved into Amazing Elisa Pink Power Ranger and learns Supernatural Powers!
Crowd - Cheering: Go Go Power Ranger!
by Poltergeist Is Out To Get Hoes December 31, 2019
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2. a) What the 45th president said happened with ballots on Election Night 2020.
b) What the 45th president's former friends took on him during the January 6 hearings.
2. a) What the 45th president said happened with ballots on Election Night 2020.
b) What the 45th president's former friends took on him during the January 6 hearings.
This election was over. And then they did dumps. They called them dumps. Big massive dumps in Michigan, and Pennsylvania, and all over.
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This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
This is better known as pussyitis.
A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.
Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.
Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.
Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.
Teammate 1 - "Where did Mike go?"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
Teammate 2 - "He said he no longer likes the taste of beer since he got the Massive Pussy Syndrome. Then he went home to shave his box!"
by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008
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by Rick Smith April 25, 2005
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