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Going Lumberjack

Going Lumberjack is the act of urinating on a tree or other plants such as bushes, grass, and flowers.
Sam: "Hey, are there any portapotties nearby?"
Richard: "Nah, you'll just have to hold it"
Sam: "Fuck that, I'm going lumberjack"
by RedCyro October 11, 2019
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Traditional Lumberjack

Traditional Lumberjack: is the term used for a sex position in which two male parties pull one another in and out of a third party similar to the Eiffel Tower.
They decided to try the Traditional Lumberjack to spice things up.
by Toast Collector October 28, 2021
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Louie the Lumberjack

A lumberjack in flagstaff. Popular with the youth.
Person1:"Woah who is that?"
Person2: "That is louie the lumberjack :)"
by Axemanlover November 8, 2022
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The Australian Lumberjack

The Australian Lumberjack is a sex move which can only be performed on the 17th of December in the town of Tittybong Victoria, where the male occupant hangs upside down from a rope in a tree in a ski mask whilst receiving a blowjob from a female dressed as Julia Gillard who then cuts the rope the male is hanging from after he ejaculates in her mouth
Guy 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on the weekend

Guy 2: Oh nothing much, me girlfriend and I went up to Tittybong to do The Australian Lumberjack

Guy 1: What the Fuck are you talking about
by Sink cum November 1, 2020
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alaskan lumberjack

When one freezes shit, then later bangs girl before he jizzes he take poo and inserts into vagina/anus.
Trey: Sooooo whatd you do last night?????!!!
Alex: oh u kno the usual a good alaskan lumberjack session with Amie!
Amie: dick u were not to tell anyone about that!
by Treysuyb June 23, 2009
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Reverse Lumberjack

Girl on top riding reverse cowgirl, while simultaneously being fisted in the butt by the guy in a lumberjack sawing-like motion. Plaid flannels optional.
My all-time favorite position is Reverse Lumberjack.
by Ellie C. March 26, 2007
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Minnesota Lumberjack

When a female intends to be penetrated repeatedly by a large number of men one right after another. Unfortunately she gets sore partially through and has to jack the rest of the guys off. Normally two at a time.
Monica got a few drinks in her last night and thought she could take on thirty guys. She was so sore after the first ten that she had to Minnesota Lumberjack the rest of them. It took her 6 hours. She'll never make that mistake again.
by JKWeb August 6, 2011
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