Lukas

The legendary Lukas harnesses the power of having his name spelled incorrectly and uses it to generate a two pronged cock. Lukas' typically mate vigorously with the fervor of a lion, and ejaculate vast swaths of gummy-like semen, which is also used as a major component of Sephora branded lotions.
I saw a Lukas double cock slap a homeless man in a back alley!
by NoctanNights November 23, 2021
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luka is stupid and sucks. worst name ever
by poopeeman126 November 04, 2020
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lukas

super cool but no iq
has no friends but only has his girldfriemd emma begfors
he likes dick very much

mariana is very cool owo
lukas suck much dick
by lukaslik October 19, 2020
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A non life guy playing pc games all day trying to get money
Luka is gaming.
by A wild guy April 21, 2019
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Lukas

A short male, typically 5 foot 8 or below. A Lukas will often compensate for his lackluster physicality by being an extrovert. A Lukas can be a gentleman or an asshole. Lukas will pick up really hot girls even though he's shorter than them and usually graduates with 30+ past girlfriends. Lukas is a great friend who will have sex with your girlfriend and apologize afterwards.
Dude have you seen Lukas?
Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend then bought me dinner as an apology.
by "Kurt Cobain" September 17, 2019
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Lukas

He will always insist you spell his name with a k. Someone born with the name is doomed to a life of bad puns and excessive meme watching. Probably watched hentai and has trouble getting his dick wet.
“You guys did nazi that German joke coming. Get it nazi!”~Lukas
Stfu Lukas”~Everyone
by RBasch January 10, 2018
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Lukas

The size of a very large donut, once he starts rolling, theres no stopping it.
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