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Lincoln Log

The beaded turds that hurt to push out and remind you of something you found in your Mom's dresser once
I ripped a lincoln log recently and it almost tore up my butthole!
by LordOfTheThings December 31, 2014
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limo heels

Shoes that are too tall, delicate and expensive to walk in thus necessitating the wearer to be driven around.
An example of limo heels would shoes with four inch heels from couture labels such as Cesare Paciotti, Christian Louboutin, Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo, etc.
by Marina SF April 14, 2007
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Captain Limon

Captain LIMON formally known as Ramiro Soto is a mythical being so powerful it is said he could cause Noah’s flood with the squeeze of hit tits. Captain LIMON is so important he carries the lifestyle of someone as important as Johnny Sins. He has several characters like Bitcoin LIMON, snitch LIMON, framer LIMON, drunk cool party LIMON etc. LIMON’s main ability is to take a 3 month break after it’s too much.
by rjtnnn June 2, 2021
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(Lincoln Park) Trixie

A 20 or 30-something female found in Chicago, IL. Their migration patterns, though originating in Lincoln Park, include Bucktown/Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, Gold Coast, Wrigleyville, Lakeview, and, increasingly, the West Loop. They are easily identifiable by their fair skin, blond hair (or at least with hightlights), good purse, manicured feet/hands, and Starbucks cup. They are born in the midwest but have found Michigan or Ohio to be so passe so they moved to the big city. The preferred form of transportation is the VW Jetta or Honda Accord. They have typically graduated from large state universities with good football teams and mediocre academics. Trixies tend to live and work in Chicago but hate their job although they will tend to stick with it as it accomodates their "urban" lifestyle. Trixies have nice belongings (clothes, shoes, purse, car) but tend to be cash-poor as they must maintain their standard of living. Trixies are typically attracted to midwestern, frat-boy types: 30-years old and still wearing baseball hats backwards and rugby shirts with horizontal stripes. They will stick with these douchebags as they are buying time until they can get married as the large engagement ring is a sign of rank in their social circles, much like chevrons & rockers in military insignia.
Um, yeah, we were at John Barleycorn's last night and I met up with some of my friends from Iowa State.
by Improv75 April 29, 2005
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Abe Lincoln

When shaving your pubes you completely shave the area from the dick up and leave a little hair on your balls, therefore creating the look of Abe Lincoln.
When I showed her my Abe Lincoln she dropped her Gettysburg a dress.
by Barncat6969 December 17, 2016
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Abraham Lincoln

Did you see that Abraham Lincoln, his top hat was baller.
by Ghordin November 13, 2011
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(Lincoln Park) Trixie

Though once located soley in Lincoln Park, the newer species of Trixie have migrated and can now be seen chatting up rich men in many neighborhoods throughout Chicagoland, including, but not limited to: Wrigleyville and Wicker Park.
Get the Hell out of Wrigleyville you Lincoln Park Trixie or I will kick your ass all the way back to Diversey myself!!!!! And take off that damn PINK Cubs shirt - buy a Red & Blue Jersey like a real fan bitch!!!
by Salacious S July 6, 2004
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