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Licktastic Squeezers

1) Lucious Female Boobs
2) Perfect for licking and squeezing
I instantly imagined drizzling chocolate syrup on her licktastic squeezers.
I imagined doing things to them that would be illegal in other countries.
Bathing suits show off licktastic squeezers.
I cannot wait to see Jessica Alba's licktastic squeezers.
by Sacagewea March 20, 2008
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Chicken lickin' road

A Chicken Lickin' Road, or CLR is a 6'7" Chicken that has been spotted by a Chicken Hauler, Can not Name Names.This 6'7" chicken has some kind of mutation and is colored like a woods duck. It is said to head out into the lanes of Interstate 90 exit 35,Harborcreek Exit. It is said that the Mutated chicken licks the roadway and that a Chicken Hauler seen the giant bird and hit the Jake and trailer brakes and jack knifed that night!
Their was a 6" 7' "chicken lickin' road" standing on I 90.
by Chicken Haulers friend January 19, 2010
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took a lickin'

1. He took a lickin' means that he really got beat up by someone else.

2. He had the shyte kicked outta him.

3. Mark Twain like words meaning that someone was beat with a razor strap, or belt.
2. After they got done with him, he could hardly stand because the beat him nearly to death.

3. Huck Finn said: "Tom if you don't gitt that done your Aunts be liable to make ya took a lickin'!"
by IrishDaddy2U April 12, 2010
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Licking Out

When a man performs oral sex on a woman
Johnny likes licking out Ellie
by elefriend May 13, 2011
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Licking the camels back

The feeling you have in your mouth the morning after drinking most of a bottle of Kinsey vodka . Like licking the back of a Saharen camel with extremely coarse and dry hair.
Philip: I'm so hungover after those two pints last night.
Dave: Ya feels like I was licking the camels backW.B Yeats.
by Obair lamh January 27, 2010
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Sphincter Licking

the act of placing one tongue inside someones rectum. and massaging around the insides and walls of the rectum. also known as an ass pash
Oi, bro my wife cleaned my ass by giving me a sphincter licking massage.

toni likes it when evan is sphincter licking her!
by pussayyyyy November 22, 2011
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licking the brownie batter

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"
by missg77 May 2, 2009
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