Vibing License

A vibing license is a legal document with the help of which you can successfully pass a Vibe check.
The vibing license also gives you the authority to check other people's vibe.
If someone performs a vibe check on you and you show them your vibing license, you cannot be bonked.

A vibing license is handed out to:
Virgins

Closeted homosexuals

Individuals whomst watch Jojo's bizarre adventure

Owners of a 2007 pontiac vibe
Lofi hip hop listeners
People whomst have fist bumped Dwayne Johnson{

Person: Ayo, Vibe check.

You: Fuck outta here, I've got a vibing license!

by CEO of India October 22, 2019

Get your license upgraded

Euphemism for getting a girlfriend.

Stems from the idea that upgrading one's probationary license to a full license signifies maturation; as would the entering of an 'adult' or legitimate relationship.

Dude, you should grow up and get your license upgraded.

What do you mean, I hardly drive.

No...dude you need to keep up on your lingo--get a girlfriend.

Oh.

by Philosofickle Carlos June 11, 2011

Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense

If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.

by Cody5050 August 17, 2022

Motorcycles License

Fucking a girl doggy style and grabbing her pigtails like motorcycle handlebars.

“Hey, Chad, I got my motorcycles license last night.”
“Fuck yeah, Brad”

by SCBD2021 October 29, 2021

license check

When you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip" you say "License check".

License check - when you scratch or check your anus with a "cue-tip"

by Osoevilkid May 30, 2023

License

Something you bum ass niggas need in this life instead of asking for rides. You should be ashamed of yourself. It’s always the bum niggas over 21 smh. Waste of sperm

Wow I can legally drive because I have a license!!!

by DonVergas650 March 15, 2024

artistic license

Any choice made in the production of anything the artist calls art.

"So I took a bit of artistic license, okay? It's called "Queen Kong Lear", about an apewoman who feels unloved by her sons. If Shakespeare were alive today he'd totally love it."

by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020