distorted time lens

Another way of saying that someone does not have a reliable sense of time.

I’ve spent my life trying to pin down the complex interaction between genetic and environmental factors that have gone into my well-known and intractable distorted time lens.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

foggy lenses

Foggy Lenses is a pot smoking game similar to a drinking game where you take bong (or similar) hits instead of drinking. The way the game works is that every time you die you have to watch your kill cam and take a hit. If you are killed by an explosive, thrown knife, or melee attack you take 2 hits, and you also take 2 more if you get your death streak. The game Foggy Lenses was created by a group of xbox live gamer friends, late one night, while playing Modern Warfare 2. The name "Foggy Lenses" comes from the fact that being high makes your vision foggy and the kill cam in game has a lens. The creators of this game do not all smoke so it has been played as a standard drinking game. The game has also been used with multiple other first person shooters with similar rules and results.

Alex: That foggy lenses game fucked me up last night.

Andrew: I know man, I woke up still high.

Greg: That game is great. Want to play again tonight?

Alex and Andrew: Sure. Lets pack a bowl and get started.

Scott: But all I have is a 24 pack of Pepsi.

by Tragen December 24, 2009

Lenny

An amazing guy who has chicks lining up. He has the perfect dick ever and every girl wants a piece of him. His girth is 7 inches, amazing for his 6 1/2 inch penis. He's dated a hell of a lot f girls just to make them happy. But they always broke up with him. He always has like 50 creepy ass chicks always stalking him. He has a gang of best friends that kick ass and love all the pussy they get, simply because they're friends with Lenny. Lenny has dated a girl with enormous boobs. He has one black guy in his group that's really stupid and annoying. Lenny is super rich. He has a friend named Mason, that's really awesome ( even though he can't touch the top of the refrigerator.

Mason: Hey Lenny.
Hot chick: YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH LENNY?! I LOVE YOU! FUCK MY VAGINA, PLEASE!!
Mason:Okay, but you better not be friends with that fucking penguin.
Hot chick: I am...
Mason: FUCKYOUUUUU! D:<

by Devin Ass July 8, 2011

Lenyi

A gorgeouse girl , often very smart and hilariouse. Alot of boys would die to go out with. You either want to be here or be with her.

Kyle: Did you see that sexy new girl in our class ?
Emmanuel: Yeah shes probably a Lenyi

by Sasha_Bby789 November 17, 2011

lenyah

Lenyah means cute,bossy and talented. She will have al lot of supporters.
She will put a smile on your face.

Lenyah is so funny.

by Smaira May 17, 2018

Lenny

Biggest dick in the world. Every girl wants to rape him. Godlike appearance. Best music taste out of all people

A:“Did you see the guy who fucked 3 girls and killed 2 opps last night?“
B:“Yea he’s such a Lenny“

by Addysniffer666 May 27, 2021

Long Lens

This word commonly confuses all the new users to SkatePerception.com. For some reason people can't put two and two together and figure out that the term "Long Lens" is not an actual additional lens to your video camera, but it is infact the stock lens that is built in already.

A fisheye lens is an attachable lens onto the Bayo mount or the thread mount.

A long lens is the lens already in your camera.

TA FUCKING DA.

by LukeS. February 2, 2009