lebanon missouri

lebanon is a city in missouri that has a very large amount of drug bust for meth. most of the people here like to jump people instead fight one on one. i live here i know what it is like in the city but out side it is nice with lots of rivers

i hate living in lebanon missouri.... ( later that day) this is so much fun i love the river!

by California123456789 February 24, 2010

Lebanon

Where babies come from

Where do babies come from?

Jack Barakat: Lebanon!

by Kelsey_Angel February 4, 2009

lebans

a depressed teacher

A ms lebans came in our class today.

by colezey1278 February 28, 2018

Lebanon Jr. High School

Lebanon Jr. High is like Lebanon High School but with more white, racist, hill billys looking for dip. Sudents here can often be found blasting Post Malone or show tunes in the hallway, there is no room for other forms of music. The boys constantly ask for blowjobs and nudes while the girls constantly offer blowjobs and nudes. Lebanon Jr. High School is a cesspool of thots and cholas. Choir classes are not even real. Our clubs include GAY CLUB, GAY CLUB 2.0, and mathletes. When the students throw parties they ask to drink their parents alcohol. Many Eigth grade students date highschoolers because they have bigger dicks. INCLUDING THE FEMALES. The kids also once dropped cocaine in front of their principal.

"Dude, I hate my girlfriend."

"Lol, just get a Lebanon Jr. High School girl. They thots."

by Artificial.Insomniac May 22, 2018

lebanese guy

lebanese guy: kind of guy who is hot and knows his shit..

girl a: see tht hottie lebanese guy in the mall omfg he is super fucking hot..

girl b: girl idc if i get an STD... :)

lebanese guys know thier shit FULL STOP.

by HOTASHELLSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX October 21, 2010

lebanese bottleopener

A hallucinogenic drug that causes massive outbursts of rage and dancing. Very popular among primary school children as the small pills resemble M&M's. Ingredients include; Petrol (20%), Seagull Hearts (10%) and the tears of a morbidly obese Fabio (70%).
These ingredients (mainly Fabios tears) cause ones mind to go mental and literally try to escape the confines of skull.
This has known to cause people to attempt catching the sun, search for unicorns and the most absurd of all; pin the tail on the donkey.

"Yay it's Mr Smith with the 'candy' again!"

"let me put my tears in your lebanese bottleopener" - Fabio

by svenernie May 20, 2009

LeBranded

When your barber gives you the LeBron hair line.

My LeBranded hair line, was so bad, I left to find a new Barber.

Bryan was so mad when his Barber LeBranded him, he look kinda like Dr. Phil.

by Black Dude #501 July 3, 2016