Lawn clippings

When pot leaves or tobacco is sprinkled in with the buds as a filler

Guy 1: what the fuck is this lawn clippings?
Guy 2: what you think ungrateful ass nigga

Lawn clippings by Want some gas? May 19, 2022

lawn gnome 

When you pass out in someone's lawn, you magically transform into one of these majestic mythical creatures.

Old lady Cooper found a lawn gnome in her yard this morning after the wedding reception.

lawn gnome by Donny Mac July 19, 2011

Lawn Taint 

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

Lawn Taint by Q Hound July 28, 2011

Lawn Fairies 

noun~

1. individuals whom of which participate in soccer in the United States of America.

2. said person(s) have no business engaging in such activity and most likely should seriously consider leaving this pastime to the countries that excel in soccer.

Driver: "Cripes, look at those feckless lawn fairies all chasing that ridiculous black & white sphere shaped object around the grass!"

Passenger: "HAHAHA!!! LAWN FAIRIES."

Lawn Fairies by Puntonthefirstdown January 6, 2008

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack by Jose85 October 30, 2006

Lawn Dart 

An incredibly stupid person. Synonyms: Dumb fuck, dip stick, doofus, or dip shit.

She got an F on the Government 101 test. What a Lawn Dart!

Lawn Dart by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Lawn Mower 

Something that cuts the grass on your lawn, preferably a Mexican.

John Smith: Oh no, my lawn needs mowing. I need a lawn mower. Mario!
Mario Roche: Si senor! I mow your lawn for 50 cents!

Lawn Mower by John Smith the 20th October 26, 2009