a billion years later

1. An approximated date when all multicellular life forms will die out.

2. An exaggerated statement for how long something may take.

“Hurry up! Is my food ready, a billion years later?”

“A billion years later, we’re all gonna die! Better start making the most of it...”

“Apparently, according to scientific belief, sentient life expires from this solar system supermarket at least a billion years later, and is also when I expect to get my ice cream cone by; assuming my friends can’t be slower than they are, already!”

by Smith dux Wurd November 20, 2017

lil bit later

It determines a certain time frame that something will occur or someone will show up. It has to be before 48 hours, but not before 6 hours stating a "lil bit later"

Ok I'll see ya'll a lil bit later on.....

by Ranger7v August 13, 2018

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

A few days later

When something very exciting happens one day, and the next exciting even doesn't happen until next week, then you just say "a few days later" and it skips over all of that boring time!

Cartman: Oh, no, the bad guy got away!
Timmy: Timmy!

A FEW DAYS LATER...

Cartman: Look, Timmy, there's the bad guy again!
Timmy: Timmy!

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

thank me later

The thing that people say when they try to be useful but fail

The good part of the video is at 1:06, thank me later

by Creepycat18_YT November 26, 2020

text me later

used when a person has asked someone a question and have then been ignored.

person1 to person2- ''haaay you coming out for my birthday?''
-ignored-
person1 to person2- ''aww wicked text me later''

by Raaz Taaz January 29, 2009

good later

greeting; good bye or cya

i said good later u dirty ho!

by u weenie June 13, 2005