when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.
marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!
emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!
emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!
by LETTER Y EMBRACER August 13, 2011
Get the fat lapmug. another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
by frederick nichols July 2, 2008
Get the lap basketballmug. The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011
Get the victory lapmug. by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009
Get the lap verminmug. When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
by Fun-Size May 29, 2021
Get the Pussy Lapsmug. A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016
Get the lap lasagnamug. The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.
Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?
Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.
Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.
by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021
Get the Sydney Lapmug.