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lap basketball

another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
last night was the best round of lap basketball ive ever had
by frederick nichols July 2, 2008
mugGet the lap basketballmug.

victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011
mugGet the victory lapmug.

Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!
by Deadomens June 5, 2018
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town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
by Silver G. December 15, 2010
mugGet the town lapmug.

lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016
mugGet the lap lasagnamug.

Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
She made 10 more Pussy Laps.
by Fun-Size May 29, 2021
mugGet the Pussy Lapsmug.

lap vermin

The paper ad inserts found in all magazines that fall out on you.
Cripes! Lookit these lap vermin all over my lap and the floor!
by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009
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