another word / phraze for a blow job. specifically when you use your hand to push a girls head down repeatedly during a blow job as if to simulate dribbling a basketball on your lap.
by frederick nichols July 2, 2008
Get the lap basketballmug. The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer March 1, 2011
Get the victory lapmug. When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
by Deadomens June 5, 2018
Get the Lap Cockmug. When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.
Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.
"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-
by Silver G. December 15, 2010
Get the town lapmug. A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
by DrDovah187 July 31, 2016
Get the lap lasagnamug. When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
by Fun-Size May 29, 2021
Get the Pussy Lapsmug. by Roger Mexico August 28, 2009
Get the lap verminmug.