Mike's Hard Lemonade

When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.

Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*

by gfaisjdfjjwejo August 23, 2017

Pink Lemonade

When you pee in a girl's vagina when she is on her period

I pee'd in her bloody vagina, and asked if she wanted a pink lemonade.

by nuh huh July 10, 2020

dirty lemonade

When a guy is doing you in the ass and pisses at the sametime. The only lemonade that doesn't sound so refreshing.

"She just enjoyed a dirty lemonade from her man"

by glorious July 2, 2007

Queer as a lemonade sandwich

1. a person who is very odd
2. a person who is very gay

Yeah, didn't you know - he's as queer as a lemonade sandwich!

by ytsirk nosnibor February 4, 2010

Lemonade

Being uncontrollably and painfully high.

Zach: “Bro I’m so lemonade right now.”
Chris: “Bro same I keep having to remind myself to breathe.”

by Deeznuttery October 19, 2019

Lemonade Mouth

Related to golden showers, lemonade mouth occurs when an individual's mouth is filled with urine either by their own doing or with the help of a partner. The resulting appearance is similar to that of having a mouthful of lemonade.

Shit man, that girl's a freak. After we finished screwing she begged me to give her lemonade mouth.

by Yensid April 28, 2011

Lemonade

1. A lemonade is a collection of short stories containing lemons, or sexually explicit scenes.

2. A lemonade can also be a story of about novel length that contains many sexual situations.

1. I read this awesome Harry Potter lemonade the other day, but I'm only on the fifth story. It's so hot!

2. Fifty Shades of Grey is a lemonade.

by SirNekoGeorge September 23, 2012