vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

lacer

a fine girl. used sparingly with males.

"check her out!"
"damn, whats up lacer!"

by muthafunkinkristi August 2, 2009

lagergren

sexiest motherfucker around

Wow that Lagergren sure does make me wet

by Spider-Keel August 26, 2019

Ladera Heights

Ladera Heights is a very rich neighborhood filled with tons of rich black people that don't know what to do with their money. If you are black and live in Ladera Heights, you probably don't even send your children to any school besides places like Brentwood, Marlborough, Archer, Loyola Maramount, and Harvard Westlake. You will mostly see these people hanging out in places like Brentwood and Bel Air. Even if some of them claim their houses aren't large. Don't believe them. They tend to want to believe that they are average black people, when if fact, the arent.

Ladera Heights Dad: Hey, Honey!
L.H. Mom: How was work?
L.H. Dad: Normal. Hey guess what? We are a million dollars richer! Again!
L.H. Mom: Oh yes! I have to go tell Shaquisha.
L.H. Dad: Who's that?
L.H. Mom: I don't know, I just thought it would make me seem more black.
L.H. Dad: Ha! Let's go spend money our spoiled children!

by 2tight4uBailey November 2, 2008

lagrose

an odourless fart that can only be heard by dogs or those with hearing appliances

Did I just hear a lagrose?

by butternuts_95 May 8, 2011

Placer Lacer

It’s when you are standing in a space, do a lacer, but it stays at the spot of release like a Cadbury chocolate egg coming out of a bunny. It acts like a landmine.

Sheldon: I think Dom did a placer lacer fart!

Dom: How do you know?

Sheldon: I just walked into the spot you were standing in and a rancid smell smacked my nose.

Dom: Sorry, did a placer lacer.

by JWalker August 10, 2023

lagorithm

The study of lag (bad latency).

We must go through the lagorithm to see why the bad latency was caused.

by Holy GForce May 18, 2009