llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twaniz

by llama goddess December 17, 2015

Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".

A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.

by D4N13L February 12, 2007

Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan

A girl was wearing a llama's cock

by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008

llama butt face

A phrase most commonly used by 3rd graders to insult someone they hate. Older children, such as middle schoolers, use it as a joke rather than as a rude insult.

3rd Grade:
person 1) Ha Ha! You Fell!
Person 2) You're a llama butt face!

Middle Schoolers: (this consists of 4 children, Brianna, Abby, Julie and Nain)

Nain(smiling): (points to Brianna)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Julie) Face!

Nain (smiling): (points to Julie)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Brianna) Face!

Abby: Hey, how come I'm always Butt?

Everyone: Laff! Giggle! Chuckle! Chortle! Snort!

by Purple be awsum :D March 14, 2011

llama army

an army of Llamas not to be mistaken for Alpaca army

Person 1: hey did you see all those Llamas
Person 2:Yea that's a total Llama army

by Ben Macfadden awsome sauce December 9, 2013

Llama Trekking

the act of paying money to walk someone's llama.

sounds like prostitution but no, this is not a sexual reference of "walking someone's llama" but actually walking the animal.

hobby of some people

recreation at a Virginia mountain camp

let's go llama trekking.

by don't look behind you October 16, 2009

Llama Droid

A llama made of robot droids; made out of books, robot parts, and underwear.

Llama Droid's have always been next to Llamas, you just have to look very closely.

by Follower, i love llama's. April 26, 2010