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Law School

Where you go for to school for four years after college to learn to become a lawyer. In these four years, you will work your butt off every day, slog through endless amounts of reading, suffer through so much writing, and after you graduate, you don't get to call yourself "doctor".
I went to law school, passed the BAR, got a law licence, and practice law, and can't even call myself "doctor".
by awmm March 11, 2016
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law of shamus

In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.
//the web site thereligionofpeace will teach you the truth of Islam//

//Oops law of shamus, fail//
by fartso2346 September 8, 2010
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law school

Scattered across the nation, they are places where the evil, vicious, and stupid are kept away from decent society for a few years. Not to be confused with prison, though they both have the effect of releasing people in a more disturbed condition than they came in.
It's amazing how similar oral examinations in law school are to going before a parole board.
by Ambrose September 28, 2005
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Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.
The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.
by thechop123 April 27, 2009
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Law Dog

A person who refuses to do something that might or might not be illegal simply because of the perceived implication that it is. This individual will often "call out" another person for performing said illegal behavior. He/she might also report illegal behavior to the popo.
ME: Hey G, want to take David to go gang banging?
FRIEND: Nah Cuz, Dave be a mega fucking Law Dog holmes.

ME: Hey man, want to shoot off some illegal fireworks?
LAW DOG: No way, those are illegal for a reason. They could hurt someone you know?
ME: Alright, then screw off.
LAW DOG: If you shoot those off, I'm going to have to report it. Sorry bro, but laws keep this country together.
by WhyTheFuckDoYouCareHu? August 6, 2011
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law of conservation of ass

The Law of Conservation of Ass states that women can be changed from one attitude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of ass remains constant.
On Earth the amount of ass remains constant as women gain ass as much as they loose.
IE; a women gets a flat ass when she gives birth to a girl with a large ass, thus upholding the Law of Conservation of Ass.
by Mr ... December 1, 2015
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Law-Enforcement Officer

What some Policemen call themselves to sound more professional, fancier, or somehow more important.
-Or because they're ashamed to be cops.

Denotes certain Federal-Agents, Fish & Wildlife Officers, Park-Rangers, Border-Patrol, and other such sworn & commissioned professionals who work in important fields of law-enforcement, but who are not necessarily traditional street-cops.

Also used by those Officers who do not want to thought of, or referred to, as Policemen.

Abbreviated as LEO (singular) or LEO's (plural).
"When a cop calls himself a Law-Enforcement Officer, it's like a garbage-man calling himself a Sanitation-Worker, or a clerk calling herself a Sales-Associate."

"Being a Policeman is an honorable-profession. Nothing is more vital to Public-Safety than the humble street-cop; Be proud of who you are, and of what you do."
by goodcop8 December 25, 2007
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