fat lap

when you eat a lot of food then suddenly feel the need to walk around because your're uncontrolably full.
marissa: oh my god im so full i ate so much!

emily: all right we are taking a fat lap around the place!!!
by LETTER Y EMBRACER July 08, 2011
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victory lap

1. to give a girl really hot sex and still have enough stamina afterward to give her more
The way that fox in the open-back dress is looking at me, she pretty much has a guaranteed victory lap.
by FightinEngineer February 14, 2011
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Lap Cock

When a man spreads his legs and snaps them shut with his two meat and veg getting caught inside his thigh gap
John: OUCH!
Friend: What is it john.
John: I just 'Lap Cocked' My willy!
by Deadomens May 13, 2018
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lap cookie

Noun; When a person gives someone a lap dance and leaves a poop on their lap.
"Things were amazing until Janet left me a lap cookie."
by Delaneymeno February 18, 2016
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Pussy Laps

When she puttin that little pussy to work... Doin what she gotta do to keep it looking like a 22 pew pew pew
She made 10 more Pussy Laps.
by Fun-Size May 29, 2021
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lap lasagna

A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
by DrDovah187 March 11, 2016
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Sydney Lap

The name of a venture taken by females from Longwood University through the beautiful campus of Hampden-Sydney College. Normally, these ventures are taken in the afternoon or evening of a regular day during the week. The groups that take the venture are usually comprised of several females from Longwood University. No males from Longwood University take the venture since they will develop feelings of inferiority since the males would be on a campus of real men.
Hey you want to take a Sydney lap?

Hell yes, I love driving through H-SC to see the great men and campus. It’s much better than these guys here at Longwood.
by NateTheGreat4777 January 15, 2021
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