Landenberger

The act of pretending to be a quasi famous professional athlete with the intent to seduce a member of the opposite sex to engage in sexual favors including but not limited to the blumpkin.

Mike pulled a Landenberger last night while wearing his Kevin Youkilis jersey at the Big Easy.

by funnyburga May 23, 2006

Helicopter Landing Pads

A slang term for unusually large nipples.

Kristina flashed her helicopter landing pads at Logan's party. I've never seen such big nipples.

by Steve_Juggernaut January 2, 2010

Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 8, 2005

Landen

He wasn't just a boy. He was happiness. He was the world. The one person that you cared about more than anything. Someone who didn't judge you and always thought you were beautiful no matter what. The one person that made you feel like everything would be okay. The person that you least expected to ever hurt you, that told you they'd always love you, then one day... he just stops. And so does your mind. Oh, thinking about him makes my heart hurt. ~ E

There's never been anyone better than Landen.

by lolitakitten April 5, 2013

Landon

Landon is a cool charming guy who likes to hang out with his friends. Make jokes sleeps in his underwear and just doesn't care what people think. He has a big wang and he's not scareda of anybody. And the coolest thing about him is

that his squad always has his back.

Landon is cool

by Ggggggggg🖕👌 June 1, 2018

Landon

Landon is a great person with a huge heart. He will do anything to see someone smile no matter what he has to do. He will stick by your side through thick and thin and will not leave you. If you need to get something off your chest, he is always there to talk to and he will listen to what you're saying. He is the person you call on at 3 in the morning when something is wrong. You can't help but love Landon.

Person 1: something is wrong
Person 2: call Landon. He will help you

by Burnt.burrito June 28, 2019

landon donovan

A member of the US Men's Soccer (Football) Team. Commonly believed to be the most awesome soccer player in the US right now. He is an amazing player, despite what people say.

Landon Donovan made the goal that helped the US advance to the next round of the World Cup!!!

by trb4321 June 27, 2010