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Kristin

Kristin is the strongest woman know. She is loving and will do anything for a friend. She is smart and vary crafty. There is nothing that seems impossible when Kristin is in your corner. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. A woman who's not afraid to get her hands dirty. You will always have a great time with Kristin. Hard not to love her.
by Babers1617 May 16, 2022
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Kristin

sweet, charming, feisty, determined, possessive, successful, caring, giving, controlling, emotional, beautiful, adoring, romantic, easily angry, compassionate, needy, love able, cozy, cute, giggly, jolly, happy, nice laugh, dependable, amazing cook, outstanding chicken out of the crock pot, driven, enjoys the good times, amazing aunt, daughter, and girlfriend, very bright, warm, and extremely committed.
these personality traits above describe the perfect kristin, my perfect girlfriend.

~ your loving boyfriend, robert.
by krisrob December 18, 2021
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Krusty Kristin

A woman that has no brain. Literally an NPC. A meal for Krusty Kristin only consists of rabbit food and Vodka.

Also could be used to describe when a female uses male sperm as shampoo and occasionally sunscreen.
It may also describe when an older female uses the scent of her urine to lure in younger children to her blatantly obvious white van, which may be referred to as “rape train.”
Not again, Darrell just got convicted for committing a Krusty Kristin again… this time at an elementary school.

My roommate just ran out of shampoo so she’s doing the Krusty Kristin again. This time from her creepy step-dad.
by Seth Sidle April 28, 2022
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kristin

definition 1: kristin- an incubator

definition 2: kristin- a women who left her children eleven years ago, kristin takes 3 years on average to respond to mailed letters. kristin also hides from the government and does not pay child support.
person 1: “where’s kristin?”
person 2: “nobody knows. i wonder if she’s even still alive.”

person 1: “kristin hasn’t attempted to see her children in eleven years… i didn’t know it took that long to get milk from the store.”
person 2: “i heard that (daughter 1) ended up with lots of emotional turmoil following her departure.”
by h0pe92625 November 22, 2023
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kristin lawhead

Kristin lawhead is a very beautiful intelligent woman she doesn't know her power with men she can crush souls
That girl will Kristin lawhead you if you don't keep your guard up.
by Nacixem taf November 3, 2021
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Kristin Zielke

Kristin Zielke is a fucking raisin
by andremedl November 23, 2018
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Kristin forehand Gilbert

Look at Kristin Forehand Gilbert she’s so hot.

Oh the things I’d do to Kristin Forehand Gilbert.
by anonymous December 1, 2021
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