Super Loopy Kite Factory

The best factory.....ever. A Travis will have one, but denies it.

Hannah: Travis, when did you get a Super Loopy Kite Factory!??!
Travis: Uuuuh... What?

by Elizabeth T. Parke June 10, 2010

fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.

"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"

by username420 December 21, 2020

More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.

Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.

by De'Nikta October 7, 2007

English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.

droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)

by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Kite

Kite is a very cool person that is very hot and attractive, they are very funny

“Kite is so hot!!” “did you hear Kite’s joke?”

by ivaniley September 4, 2022

Dare Kites

a gross rapist that prays on his young victims.

Dare Kites is a Rapist

by kites April 4, 2020