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Super Loopy Kite Factory

The best factory.....ever. A Travis will have one, but denies it.
Hannah: Travis, when did you get a Super Loopy Kite Factory!??!
Travis: Uuuuh... What?
by Elizabeth T. Parke June 10, 2010
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fly you like a kite

a dumb pick up line commonly used by boys, which means he wants to put his dick in the girls pussy and go up and down.
"girl i wanna fly you like a kite"
by username420 December 21, 2020
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More high than two kites

To be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. In the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. They may also be sitting and actually think their driving.
Man, I think im already in Virginia. Oh goddamnit im in Chicago, What the fuck is im doin here. Im more high than two kites.
by De'Nikta October 7, 2007
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Its a sex act to where you blow in to a women's vagina (assuming they have big droopy vagina lips) real hard, with your face crammed as deep as you can get it, and the lips slap your cheeks or face silly.
droopy nasty vag lips on a women, open her up smash your face into her hole and make it as air tight as possible and blow. Watch the lips vibrate and flap in the wind. Other Words known as English Double cheek slap (Irish Kite Flying)
by Justus Alexander Freiherr September 9, 2011
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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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Fly a Kite

Getting high or the action of getting high. Specifically, getting high on Cannabis. The act of proceeding to get high before being high. Thus, ‘High as a Kite”, which is the result of flying a kite to get the kite high to begin with.
Ronnie, ‘ey, you wanna go “fly a kite”? Ronnie’s friend Bobby says, “Hell yeah. Let’s get high.”
by TTWinProvedIt June 12, 2021
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 5, 2022
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