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Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.
Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.
by Darwin800 August 16, 2024
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Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.
Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!
by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016
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Keeper in AO

Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.
OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!
by Righteous2 March 26, 2009
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Aidan Keeper of Ducks

Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.
Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.
by Someguythatissad May 27, 2020
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Bone Keeper

DEEPWOKEN mob I fear in second layer floor 1 as a freshie
It grabs you and breaks your ribcage with his bone ahh hands
A freshie always dies in the path of generator while killing this or vov of thorns gives you 5 of these and a mama thresher all cursed
" Man I´m stuck in layer 2 with no hook and I´m gonna be wiped by a Bone Keeper"
by idioxu May 8, 2024
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Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.
Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night
by Rick Lame November 18, 2023
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Teeth Keeper

Teeth keeper: a persons mouth; lips.
Hey! Shut your teeth keeper, buddy!

You got a big mouth!
by GINGERSNAP2018 October 27, 2018
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