The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
by Pedro11111 April 11, 2019
Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.
OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!
by Righteous2 November 9, 2008
A person who continuously responds back to a murder or shooting. The score board will be the number of deaths(bodies) the person has.
John Doe is such a good score keeper. Hes always shooting back at those people. I think hes up 10-1 on the score board.
by NotoriousBigB March 21, 2021
The photo keeper is someone who keeps all the photos of friendship groups on their phone in an album, also could be edits.
by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021
by J_Dxvils March 15, 2021
Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.
Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.
by Someguythatissad May 28, 2020
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