a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment
by relwigsnion April 21, 2018
Get the Papa Kalemug. Kale is a unique little creature with something bigger than most people can handle in his mind. Kale loves pain as much as he loves pleasure. He’ll be a great friend as long as you don’t break his heart twice.
The doctor says Kale has anal fissure. So Kale explains how and why he got there by showing photos of his hot boyfriend.
by asiaisbetterthanamerica November 22, 2021
Get the Kalemug. if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying
by rollinginturf October 21, 2022
Get the kalemug. by Maybe that one April 22, 2022
Get the Kalemug. The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.
by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013
Get the kale beltonmug. by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025
Get the Kale-bwangumug. “Head count?”
“There is a kale”
“There is a kale”
by y’all’d’nt’ve March 21, 2020
Get the Kalemug.