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Kale

Kale is a very dumb Ginger. He says he’s a pimp but cries about a girl that he will never get. He thinks he will get “big bod” but he looks like fucking Gumby.
Look at that ugly ginger he’s name is probably Kale
by Gabrielle_lima July 13, 2020
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Kale Lifeform

When someone, something, a creature or an object has only one lung.
Since John got his other lung removed for vaping, he is now a Kale Lifeform
by Cumsuckleburgerking June 25, 2025
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arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."
by Reallygigi August 18, 2015
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Prabhat kale

Prabhat is one of the most rude and dumbest person in this world. He minds his own business and don't like human beings. He smokes, drinks everyday. He hates ladies, abuses them and don't even talk to them. He's not liked by anyone and he is not good at anything. He thinks bad of everyone, including himself and has no friends
by Prabhat kale November 25, 2021
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Kale

Kale is daddy, he'll always be there for you no matter what, he'll always love you, even if you hurt him, he'll be there for you.
Some girl: who's that
guy: my boyfriend, kale :)
by Adamtheperson September 14, 2020
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Kale

my really awesome cool boyfriend that i love a lot he makes me very happy -🗡
“have you seen kale?”

“like the vegetable?”

“NO. it’s pronounced Kal.”

“oh then no-“
“you suck”
by kalesslvvt September 11, 2021
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Kale

Slang word for “hell
by EmilyNicole321 May 26, 2018
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